Doof Daily: WHY WEB ADS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST!
Holla atcha Doofions! Guess what I hate this week: WEB ADS. Yup. Why? Because they are everywhere? Ironically, no. I hate them because THEY ARE WRONG. Seriously, Internet, if you're going to plaster my screen with endless pop-ups and promos and SPAM emails, at least have the good sense to send me things that I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!