Doof Daily: WHY WEB ADS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST!
Holla atcha Doofions! Guess what I hate this week: WEB ADS. Yup. Why? Because they are everywhere? Ironically, no. I hate them because THEY ARE WRONG. Seriously, Internet, if you're going to plaster my screen with endless pop-ups and promos and SPAM emails, at least have the good sense to send me things that I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!Watch Playlist
Doof shows up at OWCA claiming to have had an epiphany and Perry must show him the ropes.Watch Playlist
The Doof Goes Divergent (And Hangry)
WHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...Watch Playlist
Why I Hate Going to the Movies!
Hey there, Doofions! Ready for another rip-roaring installment of everyone's favorite show hosted by an evil scientist whose nemesis is also a platypus? Me too! This week, I tackle the subject on everyone's mind: REASONS WHY I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES. Real talkWatch Playlist
Ponies, Anime and Bubble Tea
DOOF REPLIES – PART DEUX … or something. Hey Doofions, I'm back with another response to one of your comments. Honestly, if this was an Upworthy post, I might title it "A kid asks Doof a random question, you won't believe what happens next…" Anyways, ciaoy ciao!Watch Playlist
The snickerdoodle is a LIE!
Alright Doof-ions, your fearless and improbably handsome leader has a new topic he'd like to discuss this week. I know it's something you've been waiting for me to chime in about for weeks. Minecraft? No. Dr Who? Not really. Actually, it's something much more important than all those things: BAKE SALES , AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY LAME.Watch Playlist
What Does The Fox Say? Cosplay!
Not to be an internet hipster or anything, but I just have to say that I was already dressing like a fox and Eurodancing in the woods WAY before it was cool...Watch Playlist
The FACE BOOK (No, that's not a typo)
Hey Doof-ions! Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it…Watch Playlist
600 EPISODES (NOT REALLY)!
It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Doof-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).Watch Playlist
Funny thing I noticed at the store the other day: suddenly Christmas decorations are, like, EVERYWHERE. What's with that? We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving and we're already skipping to the next over-priced, massively-mechandised, consumer-obsessed cultural holiday: it's PRE-CHRISTMAS, everyone! The Christmas before the ACTUAL Christmas.Watch Playlist
GET READY FOR HEINZ-O-WEEN!
October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday! What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear Doofions — I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, MUCH scarier and MUCH… uh… Doof-ier? That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN!Watch Playlist
THE DOOF RAPS ON RAP (SO META!)
Hey Doofions! I was feeling generous this morning so I decided to answer a few of your questions in the comment section. What can I say? I'm a giver.Watch Playlist
DOOF'S LIFE HACKS
I've recently discovered this thing called "Life Hacks" — which is way less nefarious sounding than it actually is, mind you — and I was so inspired that I decided to make my own: DOOF HACKS!Watch Playlist
ASHTON KUTCHER'S DOOF CHOICE AWARD
Everyone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME. I intend to correct this grievous error with my own special awards show: THE DOOF CHOICE AWARDS!Watch Playlist
FOOD TRUCK FAIL
Did you know that "Food" is actually "Doof" spelled backwards? Pretty crazy, right? Anyways, what is it with all these hipsters and eating food off the back of a truck? I mean, REALLY? Eating at a stationary location is "too mainstream" for you???Watch Playlist
THE DANGERS OF AUTO CORRECT
I just got a new smartphone this week, and already this amazing technology has conspired to completely ruin my life.Watch Playlist
THESE ARE NOT FULL EPISODES OF DUCK DYNASTY...
Phil, Willie, Jase and Si were able to take over the world with a mere duck call. Hey, if they can do it, Doof can do betterÃÂ¿ prepare for the DOOF DYNASTY!!!Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: CRAY CRAY CRONUTS!
Cronuts are simply so delicious I had to dedicate an entire episode to them. Deal with it.Watch Playlist
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EXPOSED!
What's that you say? Troll NPH and reveal all his evil scientist secrets on the interweb for everyone to see? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! What can I say? I'm evil.Watch Playlist
THE GOSSIP GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOSSIP GUY
You know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago.Watch Playlist
BRIBING THE BIEBER
JUSTIN BEIBER COME ON MY SHOW! What's that? You thought I was going to give it up? Ohh no. Evil never gives up! But you know, if you actually DO come on my show, please keep your shirt on. Or not. Thanks.Watch Playlist
BABY BIEBER FEVER
Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!Watch Playlist
DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS AND MISERY
I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.Watch Playlist
THE DOOF IS DUE
Okay, okay! I know I said I was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this...Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: 'CALL ME MAYBE' IS NOT CRAZY!
I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF
What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS
HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES
The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposÃÂ© I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'
So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: THE DOOF REPLIES!
So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE
Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?
The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.Watch Playlist
Doof Daily: ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS
The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really?Watch Playlist